So here are some tips you can follow in the radar paper or rather HE’s paper -

• Try to begin every answer with the phrase “He is telling…“.
• If you dont know any diagram, then just draw some weird looking signal,and a rectangular box and finally write clearly beside it “Please mark here… ->“.
• Answers to questions such as following are best suited–

Why? —————- Because HE said so .

How? —————- As HE did it.

• Strategic use of phrases like “please listen me ..” and “you getting me..” may fetch you some extra marks.

• And if at all you are still unsure about what to write in the answer , just ask the guy sitting next to you.

Byee & Good Luck.

HIT : hello PKP and thank you for giving us an oppurtunity of having a one to one with you .
PKP : you can have one to many too … ha ha ha
HIT : ha nice joke(read-pj).Anyways lets start.Tell us something about yourself .
PKP:I’m a electronics professor you see.Pleaje mark … pleaje mark ..I’m a very good teacher .
HIT:Ohk so what do you teach?
PKP:Teach…now HE is telling I teach r’n'tv.
HIT suprised)Who’s HE?Where’s He?(alarmed he an’t see anyone else)
PKP:ha ha.Nxt question.
HIT:So it must be gud….teaching ?
PKP:haan haan teaching is fun.You can bore every one with lectures .
HIT:So what’s your favourite passtime ,hobby i mean.
PKP lease mark ..i love throwing chalks at student .It really turns me on !!!
HIT: So what else do you like doing ?
PKP:I like working on extra terrestial communication.Its very interesting.Actually you know I have been working on developing an intra neural tranciever through which I can always stay in contact with HE.You are getting me no??(takes a pause..strains his ears )And after years of stuggle I have finally developed it to torment my students with HIS comments. Ha ha ( he snorts).
HIT:So you mean that now you an communicate with your HE??
PKP:Yes friend my dear.I stay in the blessed and blissful guidance of HE at all times .Please mark that I say now HE is telling.
Ae jaikrishna … kauno re …
HIT surprised)But Jaikrishna is not here sir?
PKP:Nono don’t worry .Its my habbit you know,involuntary action.
HIT hk.Finally tell us about your moto in life.
PKP:jemti HE kahibi semti mu karibi aur semti ke siva kichi nai karanti.( in eng: whatever HE tells, that only I will do and apart from that nothing will I do)
HIT:Thank you sir.We will stay in touch for more news and stories of HE.
PKP: of course ..of course.

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Well….the mystery of HE seems to be climbing up the charts(of all the mysteries till date). It has been a very hard time for all of us to face Mr PKP four times a week and listen to “He is telling” ,”Please mark here” ,”Now what He is telling?” , “He has kept the screen here”(this is the latest one)…. In fact I also had many sleepless nights solving this riddle of HE..
The fact that Mr PKP utters He “is” telling (instead of He “was” telling)makes it even more difficult for us to find “His” true identity. According to him ,He is in the present….so i think Mr PKP can listen to “Him” while he teaches in the class..may be it is by telepathy or he has some transeiver fixed in his ears..whatever be the means..but he seems to hear “Him ” directly while he teaches..
Or may be “He” is GOD himself and PKP has the special ability to hear “Him”.If that is true then PKP can turn out to be a new hero for the series HEROES(due to his special powers).
So I have put forth my guesses about the identitiy of “HE” but the question still remains unanswered …who is HE??

This is what happens usually in PKP’s class … no no wait this is what only happens in PKP’s class !!!

Finally the moment of which you all have been waiting for or not has arrived . These are the possible suspects of HE as informed to us by our sources .

Suspect No.1 -

Suspect No.2 -

(just kidding)

Suspect No.3 -

Suspect No.4 -

So these are the person whom we think are possible candidate of HE. And as you can suspect 4 has been left for you decide . So pour in your own views and let us know who you think HE is and we will make sure your suspect will be uploaded here too .

Byee!!!

SPOILERS : Coming soon an interview with our own PKP.

It has been pointed out by one of our reader that we at heistelling are faking this whole thing and has even alleged that we are HE himself (refer : Comments), but let us inform you that its not true .

Its been quite funny on the part of Mr. PR and we appreciate his sense of humor and lets get above the whole flux and field of the situation. The only thing we at heistelling are dedicated are at unravelling the mystery of HE . So rest aside your doubts and help us in our mission.

Thank you for a patient reading !!!(Seriously reading this requires a lot of patience ,even we don’t read it. )

Thanks for for sharing your views with us. We highly appreciate it !!!

In light of the ideas shared by you all there are certain new theories which have arised , which being…

• Is HE the greatest(or the most pathetic) ever circuit designer digusing himself as a your local electrician ?
• Is this a divine intervention leading to evolution of our stagnant specoies and PKP is the chosen ONE to lead us through this journey ?

As always we welcome your views , they are precious to us (pun intended) . So keep those ideas coming and help us succeed in this quest of ours of HE (“we promise this quest may get bigger than even the quest of Holy Grail”) .

And as suggested NASA and Mr. Rakesh Roshan are being requested (read : forced) to lend us their helping Hand .

PS : Keep watching this place because we may reveal the hidden faces of Suspects of HE anytime now !!!

We have all been in suspense all along this semester about the identity of HE ? Who is this guy who tells us about radar and television ? So this is the place where you will be updated about the real identity of HE . (“humare jasoos charo or faile hue hai”)

The mystery over HE has led to rise of many a questions. A few of them are–

• Who is He ? (this is the biggest question, and we are trying to get in touch with CIA to unveil his true identity)
• Is He really a he or is he a she ?
• Does our beloved sir PKP has powers like telekinesis ?
• Is he an alien ?
• Is PKP an alien ?

Feel free to post your views and suggestions. We always welcome anything which comes for free.

P.S. : Please leave your name along with your comments as we cannot handle any more mystries. (Possible suspects of he will be uploaded soon)